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Kerstyne was born on a rainy day in a central Texas hospital. Immediately upon expelling herself from the womb, she awed doctors and nurses alike with her complete and utter nakedness. She now resides in northern Ohio, still putting her pants on one leg at a time. She likes brunettes, watching far too much tv, and playing awesome guitar solos (in her head). She is a "pet person," owning a dog and two cats, who have human names like Tobias, Edison, and Spencer. Despite being an asshole, she volunteers at the Humane Society and is training her Corgi to be a therapy dog. Sometimes when she�s nervous she babbles and laughs. She hates stupidity, sounds that make the skin crawl, and the prune-y feeling you get when you�ve stayed in the shower too long.
Jasmine spends way too much time absorbed in all things current. She likes to think of herself as a hipster, but is just too cheap to buy anything other than thrift store clothes. She doesn't believe in moderation, if she does something, then she goes balls out. Jasmine is known to use very crude language, and sometimes make people cringe. She's not easily offended, but at the core, is somewhat good-natured. She's a hippie, who sometimes may in fact advocate violence, but only on rare occasions. She�s fond of all things Buffy, enchiladas, and rainstorms.